Avoid marketing hype
Nobody likes anybody else's marketing hype and using it yourself will
just make you look like a pillock.
- Dr Douglas J Bullshitter III is among the world's foremost
experts on in ballistic pharmacology. Using a range of world beating
techniques we constantly push the limits of human understanding to
further our stated aim of enhancing world security, tackling major
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world-leading scientists, Albert Einstein himself once
You know the sort of stuff.